I Wrote It In the Snow!

Today it snowed in Grapevine. This was a great day, I got to sleep, watch it snow, and play in the snow! The last time I actually remeber playing in the snow I was like 6 and still living in California, I know California! So I lazyed it up and doodled in the snow, went back inside and read, played some electronic Uno and watched the "Big Lebowski." All in all it was a pretty gouda day. So I'm off to go do the Saftey Dance. Diddly Doo I'm out!

Dancing on the Coffin of Fall of '04

Well, the semster is finally over, and I passed all of my class! That means no more lashing for the task master! I can finally let the cuts heal and such. Now, to decide......... alcholol or sleep? There are compelling arguements on each side, alcholol tastes good, but sleep is free. So I think I figured it out! Drink my friends alcholol and then sleep!! So the mole people didn't shock me today, I think that I will have a better life now, but you never know. Well this was full of nothing and a waste of your time, SUCKS FOR YOU!!! (Hits chest twice and throws up the thumbs up) TURTLE POO!

Car Alarms are Shitte!

There are times in my life that I wish that I had a shot gun. Now is one of those times, true it is only 12:55 at night and I am a college student, but dang it I have a final tomorrow and some a$$hole's car alarm has been going off for 45min. SERIOUSLY!! If I had a shotgun not only would I shoot the car but also the owner and his dog. Man, turn that crap off, before the mole men come up and eat your babies!

The city Mouse met the country Cheese!

Mouse has been invited to join his friend cheese on a glorious internet adventure of annoyances and tomfoolery ( i like that word i think i'm going to use it more often). Anways I need to get back to studying for something that I'm inevitably am going to fail anyways. So holla back at your Tomfooling fool... and remeber to visit me at THE HOUSE OF MOUSE !

:: Jerry "MOUSE" Nwosuocha ::

Everyone is in the Band!

I'm eating Generic little smokies, with Generic salsa.......... needless to say Generic is the best brand ever. I can't wait for them to come out with Generic money.... mmmmmm generic money! Again I'm avoiding studying for my test..... mmmmmmm procrastination! Can soda go bad, I'm drinking from a can that had a layer of dust on the top, is that bad? I guess we will find out tomorrow won't we! Then if I were to slap a duck in the middle of a forest would anyone know? If I were a peanut butter I would be the Atkin's friendly labeled one, but I would make sure to have extra fat, just to be "that" peanut butter!

"Donde esta la bibloteca, Pedro?"

So I watched "DodgeBall" this weekend that was cool. Now for the true meaning of life.............. Don't piss off the mole people. I learned this one the hard way. With my 1st post I now have the chip in my brain set to shock me every 5 minutes but........ then I ran though a field of daisys......... I now jump from subject to subject. With that I leave you with some words of wisdom......... I like to hit the period (.) a lot. Smack it, Print it, thats a wrap.

Blog Virgianian

So I'm doing this to avoid writing my Tsarist Russia paper, yeah I know now I'm part of the system and the chip in my brain will be activated by the Mole People !