Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Bored around the house.

So I have not been doing a whole lot since I got home, you know hung out with family (a whole lot!!!) and occasionally with some friends, which is what this post is about.

So I get a text message from an unknown number but thankfully the person used their name, and their name is Meredith. I have known Meredith for 5 or 6 years now pretty much since I started college. We are both friends with Sam (my mother's "little asian boy") and we met on a road trip to Kansas City to see Tsunami Bomb with Sam. So we hung out periodically and then when I moved away we kept in touch, and on my 21st birthday I drove to Texarkana (where she grew up and lived before grad school in Ohio) and we drove to Little Rock to see Tsunami Bomb. So we have talked and aim'ed periodically till today when we actually hung out. All that we really did was go to the movies but it was fun to go with a friend you know, sometimes you feel really lonely when you go to the movies alone, we exchanged stories like how she was the only one in the theater when she saw "RENT." So that is the extent of what we did but I was really just really awesome getting to see old friends again.

So we went to see "Munich" which was intense! Its background is the Munich Olympics and the Israeli hostages. It has lots of graphic images and is really just intense, that is really the only word I can use to describe it, but everyone should go see it.

Well, that's all for now, Have a Happy One!!

Sunday, December 18, 2005

F School

So I'm back in Grapevine, Yay?! I have Internet access but that doesn't solve much when you've just failed a class for the second time and now won't graduate till the summer, hopefully. On the other hand I'm moving on up to the east side!!! of the house. Which will be cool because its a bigger room and away from the living room so people won't wake me up every damn morning. Well on another note I drove home and within 10 minutes of getting home I was asleep. It seems that I am always tired now, I think I figured it out though, the problem is the world, the world is constantly forcing us to stay up later and longer than we need to. Example the government is sets deadlines at the most inopportune times, like during the week that you know they know you have three doctor's appointments and to take the kids to soccer practice, they just don't understand.

Everyone be careful this week, do not worry there will be more updates this week and such!
Tucker out! Booyah!

Monday, December 12, 2005

Today

So I'm feeling melocholy or depressed, how about not happy. I have only one final but its in a class I'm failing. I have crushes on three girls. It sucks because a friend said to ask one of them out but I don't know because of some stuff we talked about once and such like that and she kinda likes guys not like me. The other two, one "has" a boy kinda and the third is sweet and innocent and I'm vulgar and abrasive and the stuff like that. When I'm going to watch late night infomercals about cooking products and girls that take their clothes off for t-shirts, have a gouda one people!!

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Thanksgiving

So it has been quite a while since I posted anything. So lets play a little catch up. I intern at a local high school 4 days a week and become unbelieveably tired. This would be because I get up at 7am everyday. So if I'm sleeping let me sleep. I still work my ass off at the CSC and still get crap because it could have been a "better dinner." But since no one that says that comes to help I ignore them, because they can eat poo if they don't like it.
Now for my up lifting Thanksgiving update:

Why do turkey's have to die this month and for some people next month. Do they not have feelings like us humans. The answer is NO. They are stupid creatures that look up in the rain and drown themselves because they have their mouths open. That is why we eat them for Thanksgiving and for some people Christmas. That and they are so dang tasty. How many other animals are as versital as a turkey? NONE! So may say the chicken but it is much to small and I have never heard of anyone eating a chicken dog or chickenburger. Though both sound amazingly delicious, they will not make the money that they increable edible turkey has. Lets talk for a minute about the uses of the bones of a turkey, everyone wants the "wish bone" but you don't see people fighting over the ribs of a dead pig do you. Now maybe if they were smoked or bbq them maybe but not in the same way as a turkey's. Now lets talk about now the turkey can be cut. They can be sliced, diced, chopped, cut, or eaten right off the bone. Man that is amazing think about it. MMMMMMMMMMMMM, DELIOUS!!!!!! And what other meat do you know of where they tell you to estimate 3 to 5 pounds of meat per person, you don't! So take this moment to be thankful for the amazingness that is the turkey.

Have a safe one and eat some of the delicious bird for me!!

Thursday, September 01, 2005

school

Back in the Library, why because my computer is still broken.
Today was the first day of class so everyone knows what that means! Sleeping in because my first class today was not until 1 pm. But 20 minutes into class that little bubble was burst when I learned that I have to do 10 hours of class time at Woden HS. So there goes my Fridays also, but que sera sera. I am retaking spanish why? Because I'm f'in retarded and he is a circle happy mean person.
Today I made a life altering desicion. You may wonder what that was or is. But I don't know if I'm ready to tell you. This is something I need to do for myself and it will be done, starting tomorrow or next week maybe. Maybe I will just reverse the desicion that I just made and not do anything at all affecting my life and stuff. How knows maybe tomorrow I will be struck by a metor and die.
Well I'm off to do something fun or maybe just sleeping I don't know, I might take one last drive before gas prices shoot up to my first and second born childern.
Tucker out!

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Summer school

So I'm back here in the library posting. Why because school sucks and I'm currently avoiding my homework. Now some of you might go and say "Hey, just do it when you get home and it will be done with." Although this is true, it means that I would do nothing but homework from the time that I get home till the time I go to bed. So, I only do my homework for my 8am class at night, then between classes I do the spanish. This is stressful and school sucks.

So I was eating a can of tuna fish for lunch today, it was tasty, like a can of tuna. I put it on some bread and made a sandwich. That is just how versitile tuna is, I know what you are thinking, hey you can but peanut butter and jelly on bread also or ham and cheese, but can you but either of those into macaroni and cheese? Well you could and it may be one of the most delicios things ever, but then you would be wrong. Because tuna is the most delicious thing ever, except for maybe a cup of kool-aid. So there you go, go buy some tuna, you know you want to, do it. And I have never actually put tuna in mac and cheese but many tell me it is good, like Susan.

On Friday I was driving to the store with Eric when we pulled up to a stop light. I was staring out the window as usual, and we stopped next to a pretty attractive girl. And I was stareing because she was in my line of sight. She looked back at me and then away while she had a prescribtion drug jar in her hand. I start talking to Eric about it, when I realize what I should have done. That was I should have winked. Then judged her reaction. If it was good just smile and let whatever happen, but if it was bad, like a look of disgust, then I would have rolled down Eric's window, and motioned for her to do the same then this is what I would have said:

--Hey I have some orange in my eye from earlier, it burns. I WAS NOT WINKING AT YOU! You are not attractive, I have orange in my eye!

Hopefully, at that point the light would change and we could drive off, but you never know what might have happened, maybe she would have been like:

--I like it when people tell me that, lets do it!!

It being defined as walking. But you never know.

So I will end my post now, hope everyone is doing it.
It being defined as laughing. Tucker out!

Thursday, August 04, 2005

NEW POST

So I haven't posted in a while. Why is that you may ask, well my computer is dead. We are having a funeral for it tomorrow, and by funeral I mean I will probably throw it out the window screaming some profanities. So I'm posting this from the library before mi clase de espanol. Fun times I know. So now on to the post......

Yesterday I found out that President Bush was in Grapevine. Interesting I know, but how did I find out the news, my parents calling to tell me? No, talking about news in my spanish class. A girl said that Bush was on vacation and in Grapevine and that a couple of the major roads were shut down. Why does he have to do that, can he just not be happy with his big ass car, with motorcade. Thats all that I really need, maybe a few secret securtiy agents to keep the spys at bay, but whatever.

So today I was sitting in the living room eating some lunch before my study session at the library, when I look over at the lamp and what is on top of it? A lizard. Just sitting there doing nothing. That got me thinking, in East Texas there are a lot of lizards, I see them everywhere, EVERYWHERE, so why not start cooking them and serving them in the schools cafeteria. Seriously, that is a source of cheap meat. It might not be a lot of meat per animal, but people eat crawfish. There could be BBQs and contests to see who eats the most. It would be fun. Come on, don't shake your head like that. Well if you don't like that, what about cats, they are friggin' everywhere around here also. As long as they have been eating in the woods and not out of trashcans they should be pretty tasty. They are running and healthy. Think about it, the Chinesse do it all the time.

(I do not condone the eating of cats, only ALF is allowed to do that)

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Today in the life of me

So I'm sitting in Mike's apartment working on Chau's comp. That means that Mike, Conrad, and Robert (Mike's roommate) are sitting and talking computer stuff and I got bored. Spoke with Chau for a little bit about Graduate School and how all of that is going. Now I'm sitting at a computer doing my thing, typing, thinking, playing games, diddling. Thats how life goes you know.

Did you know that the average human head weighs between 5 and 8 pounds. I learned this once when I was in middle school, I then spent the rest of the month trying to weigh my head. The problem with this is that at my house, the scale is the same type as those at the doctors office, you know where there are the weights and you slide them across the bar to find the exact weight. So, it was a impossiable mission, because I wasn't going to ask for help in weighing my own head, what am I some kind of weirdo that wants to know how much his head weighs! Goll!!

So according to a recent collegehumor.com post there is no place in this country for religious moderates. This is a pretty bold statement especially since it comes from a humor website. So lets talk about this for a moment. How can you not be on one side or another of a religion either you are for it or you are a against. You can't be kinda baptist and kinda buddist, it just doesn't work. Thats like saying you are a little bit country and a little bit of rock and roll, it just doesn't work, look at Lynard Skyner. They died in a plane crash and are now a bunch of washed up has beens! Its like saying that you love everyone but then you go and burn a cross in someone's yard, it just doesn't pan out home slice dawg. Pick a friggn' side and stick to it. Thank you.
(The previous paragraph is nothing but a bunch of nonsense that came pouring out my head and is not meant to be taken seriously!)

So what have we learned here today childern, I don't know how much my head weighs, I don't know nearly as much about computers as many of my friends from high school, and I can come up with a paragraph of bull crap in under 5 minutes. I ROCK!!!! Tucker out!

Tuesday, May 17, 2005

Stuff that I do.

This is a place for what I want to talk about some have sent me emails and such saying that I'm not being funny, but that is not always what I'm going for with this thing, so deal with it.

People wonder why I do the things that I do. Leaving when they do not see a reason for me to leave, well that is the point, I have to leave, THEY do not. People wonder why I go on drives, I go on drives because then I can limit who I interact with at specific point, being upset or happy. If I'm driving because I'm upset it would be because there is someone or something I do not want to be near. These drives also give me a chance to think without people interrupting or allows me to think at a place where I feel comfortable. This is what I do, this is what I have always done, I did it before I moved to East Texas and I will continue to do it after I move out of East Texas. I do not appreciate people telling how I should deal with things, when I do not ask them first. I do not care about gas prices, because they will go back down, I do not care about the miles put on my car because I will be the one paying to fix it and I do not care that you think it is a stupid reason to leave to be alone, because I do not care. I will handle things the way that I want to handle them, do not compare me to anyone else because I am me and I do what I want because I want to, not because someone else does it, I probably did or acted or said that thing before I ever met that person and they probably said/acted/did that thing before they met me, so just leave it at that. Do not tell me I'm not funny, because I think I'm funny and you can piss off if you do not agree.

This is all I will say on that, but now you know, remember because I will still do what I want to do and I do not want to be told how to deal with my life, remember your life is YOUR business and my life is MY business. If I choose to talk to you about what is bothering me feel free to tell me what you think, and if you choose to talk to me about what is bothering you I will tell you what I think, but do not assume that if something is bothering me that you have the right to tell me what to do, and I will pay you the same respect.

Monday, April 25, 2005

UPDATE!!!

I took this from my Friend, the Jennifer Roma-kick ass-ski's AIM profile, but it pretty much sums it up!!!

So you know those conversations where u reconnect w/ friends from the day, & u start remembering all the good times? & then ... through ur convo u start making new good times ... like sharing poop stories, laughin' so hard u r literally on ur back on the ground laughing w/ ur legs kicking back & forth as tears stream down ur face & into ur ears & then give u that weird "i have water in my ear chills" as u laugh harder b/c ur finger is now wigglin' in ur ear, & then u let out a big fart ... yeah, those are the things that get us from test to test, page 1 of paper to page 3.5 of paper, & cause us to stay in school longer than the optimistically aimed at 4 yrs. but boy, is it totally worth it! :-) WHOOP! for being polish & rollin' & Jack In The Box .. where would we be w/o Jack In The Box .. ;-)

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Easter, time for reflection and such

So it is Easter weekend. Many people believe that Easter starts and stops all in one day. All us good Catholics know that Easter begins on Ash Wednesday and ends on Easter Monday. So Easter is a season and not just a day. Many people forget this and allow themselves to be detoured into thinking that the death of Christ and Resurrection all took place in 24 hours. But then why is there a Lenten season. Let us remeber this on Holy Saturday. The time for meditaton is now.

Man I did nothing with this post. But I am at Macha's house and he is fixing his radar detector and hanging. Have a great and wonderful Easter and becareful out there!!!!

Sunday, March 13, 2005

Your like my brother but I have to say it!

So I took a drive yesterday night and thought about a lot of things. Things were thought about and I think I have most of it worked out. So I think that I am all gouda now, maybe. Now that I have said that on to what I want to post about.

So I miss my friend Mike's concert last night (www.redefinerocks.com check them out) and didn't find out about it till they were like on stage. I found all of this out when I called Macha. Well, he was telling about how this really, really hot girl was there and how all the guys were just floored by this girl. So I told him to go hit on her, Macha said he couldn't because she was there with like 10 of her friends. So what did I tell him to do? Hit on ALL of them!!! What's the worst that could happen, you get shot down by all of them. Nothing lost! What's the best that could happen, you get them ALL! Rock HARDCORE!! So what does he do? Nothing!! This leads me to the most important part of my post, geeks and nerds.

Geeks have traditionally been freaks and do things like biting the heads off of chickens, but now a more accurate description would be someone with a social ineptness. A geek would also be someone that plays and talks computer parts and games more or less constantly, they would also go to LAN parties every weekend and some weekdays. The constant gaming is not limited to computers but can extend to gaming systems, mostly just the new one like XBox, PS2, N64 and so on. Geeks also have more friends online than in real life, where they met through gaming or some other sort of site on the internet. These geeks are the people that think that they are cool by making fun of you in Kligon or with some Lord of the Rings or other sci-fi book reference. Geeks are also the people that wait in line for day, weeks, months for movie tickets, and also dress-up, have weddings, or special parties while waiting in line for the movies. These are the type of people that give nerds a bad name, this is also the group Macha used to be a part of.

Nerds are defined as unstylish, unattractive, or socially inept person, this I think that this is a valid description of a nerd now either. I will admit it I'm a nerd. I dig comic books, movies and books. I and the rest of the nerds draw the line at quoting movies/books at people to make them feel inferior to them. We dig on movies based on comics and can tell you every little reference that a comic turned movie makes. As a nerd we also have this thing were we can function in social situtaions, so we have friend's in real life, true we may spend too much time at centain websites, or surfing the net but we will not allow the internet to rule our lives. That is why nerds are cool.

I will end this post with a quote from a very intelegent man. "Life sucks, buy a fucking helmut" -Dennis Leary.

Saturday, March 12, 2005

Potato Chips and Movies

I recently participated in a Hunger Strike with the World Politics Club to help raise money and awareness of the genocide happening in Darfur, Sudan. If you want to know more let me know or comment here. But our goal for 4 days was $1,000 and we raise $2,100+ so we are all super psyched!!!! So at the end of the Strike, I had a single Doritos Nacho Cheesier Chips. It was the wonderful thing I have tasted in my entire life. I thank God that I am able to have enough food to live and now I feel conceited and fat.

Now for what's really on my mind. I really dig movies/books/etc. about the future and control by the "government" and someone rebelling, like 1984. So I'm walking through Virgin Mega-whore and I see a movie with Robin Williams (one of my favorite actor/comedians) and its called Final Cut. He is a movie editor who edits the movies of people's lives from the chips that are implanted in their brains. At least that's what I learned from the box, but the movie was $30 so I did not purchase it. Now to why I'm mentioning this, Why the hell is it so expensive to buy things at the mall? Seriously, they know that they have to compete with places like Wal-mart and Target, but do they care NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! They are even rude. Last time I went to Virgin Mega-whore, I grabbed a CD and then looked at the DVD's and checked out on that side of the store. I walk out the entrance by the DVD's and the friggin alarm goes off. Then the guy who JUST CHECKED ME OUT runs over to me YELLING to STOP and takes my bag back, THE BAG HE JUST PACKED!!!!! What the HELL???!!!!??? So I go back inside walk all the way to the other side of the store talk to a manager and have MY PANTS PATTED to make sure I'm not stealing! So they RE-SCAN my bag and I go out the entrance by the CD's, and have to walk the half mile around Grapevine Mills mall to get to Books-A-Millions, which is by the DVD entrance to Virgin, because me going out the DVD entrance with a CD might make the store EXPLODE!!!!! BURN VIRGIN BURN in Consumer HELL!!!

Now I feel better. Smack it, Print it, that's a Wrap!!

Monday, March 07, 2005

Now that I've had some sleep.

As many of you know I staffed a retreat this weekend, which means that I slept less than my IQ, so I got about 6 hours starting Thursday night and lasting till about 1:30 yesterday afternoon when apperently my new roommate (Josh) yelled in my a face and I didn't wake up. I got to better know some TOTALLY AWESOME people. It was wonderful. But I don't have this thing to tell you about my life, if you want to know message/email/call me. Now to the real post.

If the mole people aren't real, why do so many weird things happen. So I'm sitting in my bedroom and one of my roomates comes down and askes why all of the cabinet drawers are open. Well none of us did it, so who was it THE MOLE PEOPLE ! They are responsiable for all the little things that go wrong on a daily basis. But, we can't really talk about them. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO...................... They are activating the chip in my brain, the pain, my friends call them a headache and say they are natural, but THERE NOT!!!! It's all because of the mole people! The pain! The PAIN!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! RUN, RUN!! Save yourself! It's to late for me! Stop reading and RUN! They are in your house reading this screen! RUN!!!

aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh

Wednesday, March 02, 2005

Update?

So I decided to update. I moved. I hate people. Dusts sucks. I'm getting sick and going to bed. Deal with it.

Friday, January 21, 2005

Peanut Butter

It should be a crime to be stupid. Not just a little goofy, going for the laugh stupid. I mean miss using a word and then swear you are the queen of the Dictonary stupid. Story: In my Secondary Ed. class a girl described her break as superflous, do you know what that word means. Superflous means something along the lines of extra and not necessary, like a third nipple. So I called the girl on it and the ART major told me that I was wrong and she was using the word in the right context. I hope someone slipps some dog poop into her food. But I found this funny fat kid singing online and now feel better.
Funny Fat Kid!!

Monday, January 17, 2005

School

So classes start tomorrow and this is my formal declaration of what will happen this semster.
1) I will go to all my classes.
2) I will not sleep in any of my classes.
3) I will not throw temper tanturms and try to stab my teachers with pens and such
4) I will not threaten a teacher with a push pop
E) Get an active volcano and name it Ai Pape!
5) Become Spider-Man and stop evil where ever I can!

Thats all that I can think of at this moment, so be careful out there!

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Tator Tots

Tator tots are the food of foods. They have everything that a person could ask for in a food product. They are round, small and portable. They can be put into a cassarole. They can be eaten plan or with ketchup, mustard or chili. Can you find a more versitile food than the tot? I don't think that you can! So now go out and buy tator tots and give the potato industry something to work for!!