If it was true then it would be written somewhere.

If you could create a new country why not name it after you children? Oh wait I remember why! Because you are a f'ing moron! I killed a hobo today, not really, but how messed up would that be? How long could you hold a gold fish in place before its memory grew to longer than 8 seconds and realized it has not moved? But then again how would you know if the goldfish remembered anything happened at all? If I could move a mountain I would but only if I could move it multiple times because it would be hilarious to mess with people's minds!

I have always been told I was weird and I think I'm going to try and start posting again.

YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE I HAVE CITRUS IN MY EYE!!!

So yeah

Well I haven't posted in a while and a lot of stuff has happened since my last post. I got a teaching job, I now have my own apartment and I have now tried to become a real adult. With is basically really crappy but it is something that we all have to do I guess.
Well back to work if anyone still reads these things drop me a line or something and I will try to have some funny stories from teaching or something along those lines.

Becks comes to the US.

So if you haven't heard David Beckham is coming to the United States to play soccer for the LA Galaxy. Yay? I ask this because there is constant comparisons with the legend Pele, everyone keeps saying that he will reinvigorate US soccer which no doubt he will but what about when he chooses to retire? Will the same thing happen as when Pele retired and the league fall apart. What about past leageds that played in the MLS when it was still the new league? Carlos Valderama many people do not know him by his name but by his flowing yellow locks. What about the current greats that still play in the US, like future Beckham teammate, Cobi Jones who came into the league and is arguably still one of the greatest American players out there. What about the General Manager of the Galaxy Alexi Lalas to only American to ever play in Italian Serie A, with is flowing red locks and long red goatee he did set himself apart when he played in the United States with the Revolution and Wizards.

The point his he worth it and if he is will he do more to help the league or hinder it.

20 Things I need to do before I die!

This is something one of the classes I was subbing for was doing so I have decided to make my own! Feel free to comment or steal it if you want to.


1)Visit the country my ancestors are from
2)Leave a dollar somewhere for a kid to find
3)Dance in the Grand Canyon
4)Fart in Carlsbad Caverns while on a crowded tour
5)Take a Gondola ride through Venice
6)Punch the Dali Lama in the face
7)Kick Landon Donavan in the balls
8)Stand on the Great Wall of China
9)Get a job
10)Kill a man
11)See an Aston Villa game in person
12)Burn a corpse
13)Eat an whole 6 foot sub by my self
14)Spread the ashes of someone that has been cremated
15)Tell my boss where they can stick it
16)Hug Alexi Lalas
17)Eat a 4 pound hamburger in under an hour at Judge Beans
18)Be on TV
19)Make my own Whiskey
20)Throw a baby

STUFF

So I'm finally getting a chance to watch the gubinatoral debate, www.dallasmorningnews.com, search for the debate. I'm a Kinky (I) supporter, but Chris Bell (D) did do very good job getting his views across, but he is still very much a politician. Kinky did a bit of politicing also, not a big fan of that, but you know I like his ideas. So after the debate Bell (D) did well on this debate, he asked Kinky to step out of the race, that just doesn't show strength in your own campaign, if you did not think that you could beat Kinky when you started then Bell (D) should not have even gone into the race, and Kinky went out to the people to bring in support whereas, Bell has done nothing with the people, he has just gone and done what every other politician does and that is only work were people always vote, why could he not go out to the people? Well I think it is because knows he is going to lose.

Becuae I'm that bored.

IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

Opening Credits:
"Piece of Pie"- Stone Temple Pilots

Waking Up:
"Stone Free" -Eric Clapton

First Day Of School:
"Mutter" -Rammstein

Falling In Love:
"Battery" -Metallica with the SF syphoany

Fight Song:
"What Is and What Should Never Be" -Led Zeppelin

Breaking Up:
"Crawling in the Dark"- Hoobastank

Prom:
"Miserable" -Lit

Life's OK:
"Burning Man"- Third Eye Blind

Mental Breakdown:
"Scartissue" -Red Hot Chili Peppers

Driving:
"Heaven Isn't Tonight Too Far Away (live) - New Found Glory

Flashback:
"Highway to Hell"- AC/DC

Getting Back Together:
"James Bond Theme"

Wedding:
"Leaving Town" -Dexter Freebish

Birth of Child:
"Something to Sleep to" -Michelle Branch

Final Battle:
"Foot In Your Mouth" -Hoobastank

Death Scene:
"The Unforgiven II" -Metallica

Funeral Song:
"Jeremy" -Pearl Jam

Actors

So I was listening to my mp3's today when I came across the original and then the revival cast recordings of "Your a Good Man, Charlie Brown", and so I started doing some research on the shows when I found out that the psychiatrist guy from Law and Order SUV played Linus in the revival cast. Isn't that freakin crazy picture (Click here for proof). Crazy I know isn't it. I bring this up because I'm watching Law and Order SUV and that actor guy is all serious and a little scary with his intensity but then I think about him in that musical and I get really scared because of the picture in the link above, I think I cried, NO I did cry a lot out of fear, think of waking up to a grown man with that face staring at you.
It's kind of like that Burger King commercial where they have "the King" in bed with you, well I sure as hell wouldn't just take the breakfast sandwich he gives the guy in the commercial I would bash his head in with a hammer that I keep near my bed. This would lead you to question, why does he keep a hammer next to his bed? Well, its something I started to do when I lived in Nac because of a string of break-ins in the apartment complex that I lived in. This would lead you to another question, why pass up free food from a stranger? Well I have an answer for this also, its very simple, because its just not that good, if they don't want to eat it themselves why should you eat it? Come on if it's not good enough for them why is good enough for you? Huh? Come on don't be a wiener only eat things that the person giving away is willing to eat themselves!

SIDEBAR: MAJOR VICTORY SHOULD HAVE WON!!! Feedback is a wiener not a winner!