Summer school

So I'm back here in the library posting. Why because school sucks and I'm currently avoiding my homework. Now some of you might go and say "Hey, just do it when you get home and it will be done with." Although this is true, it means that I would do nothing but homework from the time that I get home till the time I go to bed. So, I only do my homework for my 8am class at night, then between classes I do the spanish. This is stressful and school sucks.

So I was eating a can of tuna fish for lunch today, it was tasty, like a can of tuna. I put it on some bread and made a sandwich. That is just how versitile tuna is, I know what you are thinking, hey you can but peanut butter and jelly on bread also or ham and cheese, but can you but either of those into macaroni and cheese? Well you could and it may be one of the most delicios things ever, but then you would be wrong. Because tuna is the most delicious thing ever, except for maybe a cup of kool-aid. So there you go, go buy some tuna, you know you want to, do it. And I have never actually put tuna in mac and cheese but many tell me it is good, like Susan.

On Friday I was driving to the store with Eric when we pulled up to a stop light. I was staring out the window as usual, and we stopped next to a pretty attractive girl. And I was stareing because she was in my line of sight. She looked back at me and then away while she had a prescribtion drug jar in her hand. I start talking to Eric about it, when I realize what I should have done. That was I should have winked. Then judged her reaction. If it was good just smile and let whatever happen, but if it was bad, like a look of disgust, then I would have rolled down Eric's window, and motioned for her to do the same then this is what I would have said:

--Hey I have some orange in my eye from earlier, it burns. I WAS NOT WINKING AT YOU! You are not attractive, I have orange in my eye!

Hopefully, at that point the light would change and we could drive off, but you never know what might have happened, maybe she would have been like:

--I like it when people tell me that, lets do it!!

It being defined as walking. But you never know.

So I will end my post now, hope everyone is doing it.
It being defined as laughing. Tucker out!

NEW POST

So I haven't posted in a while. Why is that you may ask, well my computer is dead. We are having a funeral for it tomorrow, and by funeral I mean I will probably throw it out the window screaming some profanities. So I'm posting this from the library before mi clase de espanol. Fun times I know. So now on to the post......

Yesterday I found out that President Bush was in Grapevine. Interesting I know, but how did I find out the news, my parents calling to tell me? No, talking about news in my spanish class. A girl said that Bush was on vacation and in Grapevine and that a couple of the major roads were shut down. Why does he have to do that, can he just not be happy with his big ass car, with motorcade. Thats all that I really need, maybe a few secret securtiy agents to keep the spys at bay, but whatever.

So today I was sitting in the living room eating some lunch before my study session at the library, when I look over at the lamp and what is on top of it? A lizard. Just sitting there doing nothing. That got me thinking, in East Texas there are a lot of lizards, I see them everywhere, EVERYWHERE, so why not start cooking them and serving them in the schools cafeteria. Seriously, that is a source of cheap meat. It might not be a lot of meat per animal, but people eat crawfish. There could be BBQs and contests to see who eats the most. It would be fun. Come on, don't shake your head like that. Well if you don't like that, what about cats, they are friggin' everywhere around here also. As long as they have been eating in the woods and not out of trashcans they should be pretty tasty. They are running and healthy. Think about it, the Chinesse do it all the time.

(I do not condone the eating of cats, only ALF is allowed to do that)