Monday, September 29, 2008

If it was true then it would be written somewhere.

If you could create a new country why not name it after you children? Oh wait I remember why! Because you are a f'ing moron! I killed a hobo today, not really, but how messed up would that be? How long could you hold a gold fish in place before its memory grew to longer than 8 seconds and realized it has not moved? But then again how would you know if the goldfish remembered anything happened at all? If I could move a mountain I would but only if I could move it multiple times because it would be hilarious to mess with people's minds!

I have always been told I was weird and I think I'm going to try and start posting again.

YOU ARE NOT ATTRACTIVE I HAVE CITRUS IN MY EYE!!!

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