So I'm sitting in Mike's apartment working on Chau's comp. That means that Mike, Conrad, and Robert (Mike's roommate) are sitting and talking computer stuff and I got bored. Spoke with Chau for a little bit about Graduate School and how all of that is going. Now I'm sitting at a computer doing my thing, typing, thinking, playing games, diddling. Thats how life goes you know.
Did you know that the average human head weighs between 5 and 8 pounds. I learned this once when I was in middle school, I then spent the rest of the month trying to weigh my head. The problem with this is that at my house, the scale is the same type as those at the doctors office, you know where there are the weights and you slide them across the bar to find the exact weight. So, it was a impossiable mission, because I wasn't going to ask for help in weighing my own head, what am I some kind of weirdo that wants to know how much his head weighs! Goll!!
So according to a recent collegehumor.com post there is no place in this country for religious moderates. This is a pretty bold statement especially since it comes from a humor website. So lets talk about this for a moment. How can you not be on one side or another of a religion either you are for it or you are a against. You can't be kinda baptist and kinda buddist, it just doesn't work. Thats like saying you are a little bit country and a little bit of rock and roll, it just doesn't work, look at Lynard Skyner. They died in a plane crash and are now a bunch of washed up has beens! Its like saying that you love everyone but then you go and burn a cross in someone's yard, it just doesn't pan out home slice dawg. Pick a friggn' side and stick to it. Thank you.
(The previous paragraph is nothing but a bunch of nonsense that came pouring out my head and is not meant to be taken seriously!)
So what have we learned here today childern, I don't know how much my head weighs, I don't know nearly as much about computers as many of my friends from high school, and I can come up with a paragraph of bull crap in under 5 minutes. I ROCK!!!! Tucker out!
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Tucker, I just wanted you to know, I always hated you...I always hated you the most.
Sean, you and eric make me laugh. cant you feel the hate?
-mary
Its a love-hate relationship. We both love pizza and hate cockroaches. Its just the way we are.
Sean, you need to update. i'm bored and i need something to read.
-mary
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